Trattoria Caffe Italia on the map.
Rules for being an outside vendor at Trattoria Cafe Italia 254 Preston Street. Ottawa, Ontario 1. Bring a shovel. (The side walk is 10 feet wide and they don't give a sh*t that you'll have to trudge through 4 feet of snowbank whilst carrying all of your gear, they are not going to let you load in through the much easier back entrance) 2. Be prepared to pay a hefty fine and or be yelled at by passing motorists as you'll be blocking traffic at a busy intersection. (Again, they didn't give a sh*t, they are not going to open that back door for you.) 3. Bring a table 4. Bring a table cloth. (Yes they feel it's your responsibility to bring both of these.) 4. Bring a chair. (You certainly won't be offered one) 5. Get a pair of those little booties repairmen wear in your house or they will b**ch at you for getting their floors wet and dirty. 6. Do not park in their parking lot. (why on earth would you think that it would be okay to park there?) 7. Do not use the washroom before the guests arrive. (they are clean for the guests not you) 7. Be prepared to be berated, yelled at, blamed for just about anything. 8. Do not touch anything that belongs to them (See number 7) 9. Don't expect them to accommodate you in any shape or form. (You are a nuisance and should refrain from asking for anything Or even speaking for that matter. Breathing may or may not be tolerated I haven't quite ascertained that yet. 10 Do like me and refuse to ever work there again under any circumstances.